I am Stuart Johnston, The Great. Yes.  I am the definition of greatness. I am the role model to young children and misguided teens. I am on the path to destiny. My life has seemed to be: written, edited, proofread, and rewritten by the lord himself. If you have ever seen me, which you haven't, you would have been honoured to be in my presence.

     You could fill an entire stadium, yet only one essay, with all the achievements I've collected in my lifetime . In a single day I have been: on, under, around, and in Mt. Everest. I have taken a bullet for the president. Darkness scares me. I thrive on any kind of speed, minus the drug. I only catch a cold to throw it back. I can ski.